moustacherlock:

dick-of-darkness:

dumbpointyanimeshades:

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

no post on sundays

image

midnight-cuts:

st0nefest:

tennants-hair:

fangirlamy:

consultingtimekhaleesi:


Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.

Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”

I’m not even a writer and this is awesome. 

I’m not even a serial killer and I love this

im a serial killer

same

midnight-cuts:

st0nefest:

tennants-hair:

fangirlamy:

consultingtimekhaleesi:

Blood bounces quite strikingly on snow not only because of the obvious color/contrast discrepancy, but the large difference in temperatures.

Another post to add to the list of “I swear I’m not a serial killer, just a writer”

I’m not even a writer and this is awesome. 

I’m not even a serial killer and I love this

im a serial killer

same

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

SHIT LIKE THIS IS WHY LOGAN NEEDS TO DRINK SO MUCH

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

givemeinternet:

A strong independent dog who don’t need no man

etchpea:

g-go me

etchpea:

g-go me

arya-stormborn:

maddieatsbrains:

holy frick

from now on, whenever anybody doubts marvel casting ill just show them this

volcaynoes:

jaydles85:

We’ve all had our moments where we’re either Jake or Finn

aggressivelycares

walidhani:

that’s my secret

I’m always tired

*transforms into the incredible sloth*

karmabees:

i know thats not how his zip zaps work ok cut me a break

zekedms:

maidenmothercronus:

inconvenientlylargelizard:

HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS

  1. WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
  2. REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.

((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))

"Beep boop" is actually a code that reaches an override switch in your emotion processor that activates an emergency restriction on its output.

It basically stops letting it produce as much sadness until your levels balance out.

slutformisha:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

un-feuilly-de-papier:

What do french people call a really bad thursday?

a trajeudi

update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium 

prismatoid:

oh my god, hello how are you welcome to my aquarium